A Dictator's Guide to Socialization by Dr. T
The United States of America is rapidly becoming the United Socialist States of America. Believe it or not, the conversion from liberty to tyranny is easier than you may think.
Here is a dictator's guide:
1. Become an eloquent speaker. Mesmerize the masses with beautifully stated platitudes. (invest in a teleprompter)
2. Evoke the musings of past Presidents...ie Lincoln, FDR, JFK. Vow to remake the country.
3. Pour on the "scare tactics"...use verbiage like "catastrophe" and "disaster". In so doing you will prop yourself up as the last great hope for the country's survival.
4. Wine and dine the opposition. Invite them to lavish lunches and super bowl parties. Pretend to listen to their points of view, then squelch any counter- proposals.
5. Promise an ethical and transparent administration then appoint a cabinet rife with cheaters and have them set policy that contradicts the Constitution.
6. Demonize big business but send them bail out money with a list of caveats that will force them to "partner with the government".
7. Form the coziest of alliances with the mainsteam media and attempt to silence through legislation opposing points of view, your first step in repealing the first amendment.
8. Expand huge entitlement programs that will enslave the masses and keep them voting for you and your party.
9. Promise everyone universal health care but don't bore them with the ugly detail that their care, or lack thereof, will now be determined by the government.
10. Raise taxes on ammunition and require purchasers to register in a national database. Your first step in repealing the 2nd amendment.
11. Remind the world that you are a "global citizen" and that you will restore America's tarnished image. And by all means, make your first official appearance as Commander in Chief on Arab TV.
Follow these directives and the "liberty grab" will be complete, you will have created the United Socialist States of America.
Here is a dictator's guide:
1. Become an eloquent speaker. Mesmerize the masses with beautifully stated platitudes. (invest in a teleprompter)
2. Evoke the musings of past Presidents...ie Lincoln, FDR, JFK. Vow to remake the country.
3. Pour on the "scare tactics"...use verbiage like "catastrophe" and "disaster". In so doing you will prop yourself up as the last great hope for the country's survival.
4. Wine and dine the opposition. Invite them to lavish lunches and super bowl parties. Pretend to listen to their points of view, then squelch any counter- proposals.
5. Promise an ethical and transparent administration then appoint a cabinet rife with cheaters and have them set policy that contradicts the Constitution.
6. Demonize big business but send them bail out money with a list of caveats that will force them to "partner with the government".
7. Form the coziest of alliances with the mainsteam media and attempt to silence through legislation opposing points of view, your first step in repealing the first amendment.
8. Expand huge entitlement programs that will enslave the masses and keep them voting for you and your party.
9. Promise everyone universal health care but don't bore them with the ugly detail that their care, or lack thereof, will now be determined by the government.
10. Raise taxes on ammunition and require purchasers to register in a national database. Your first step in repealing the 2nd amendment.
11. Remind the world that you are a "global citizen" and that you will restore America's tarnished image. And by all means, make your first official appearance as Commander in Chief on Arab TV.
Follow these directives and the "liberty grab" will be complete, you will have created the United Socialist States of America.
posted by Dr. T at 2/12/2009 08:18:00 PM
1 Comments:
How do you propose we make the people care enough to prevent this from happening? Do that many people really think these things will not happen if we continue to sit and do nothing?
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